4/50 pictures of Monchele
homosexualheartthrob:
onlydeathwillpartus replied to your post: if you could eat anything right now what would you eat?
I was genuinely asking about food preference you crazy loco
lol ohmygod you’re supposed to eat that shit but okay imma pick pasta

I am Texan I say food I mean real ass taco enchilado nacho grande food not a girl’s genitals
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WON’T SOMEONE DATE THIS GIRL?
onlydeathwillpartus:
homosexualheartthrob:
mandasmash:
noothernames:
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Her name is Maryanne, she’s 20 and she loves pasta. She also needs a girlfriend. Really bad. Like as soon as possible. She just requires that you are breathing and don’t have a penis. Please apply here. Only applicants chosen for interviews will be contacted. Thank you for your interest.
PLEASE GOD! GET HER OFF OUR BACKS
literally crying because this is a serious post
Um I would like to add my two cents in that this girl is one sexy bitch. I mean it, Gotye wrote a pissy break up song about how great their relationship used to be
DATE HER.